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recursion cat has reached end of file

This weekend...

I SHOULD LEARN HASKELL

Do you PL?

YES I DO PL! SEE: HASKELL!

cabal install cat

cabal cat regretts taht she mesed up teh pakages

Quick, check!

I IS QUICKCHECK! I IS FINDIN' ALL YR BUGS!!

Scheme macros

SchemeCat iz Higenic

Sequence might be destroyed

nreverse cat iz deztructiv

Kitty litter

Garbage Cllection iz Generatunal

SBCL

Ur Kitteh of Death Awaits

Cale Gibbard is decidable

Why u use uncidable instanczez? How many timez Cale cat tellz u? NO CAN HAS uncidable instanzez?

How to handle errorz...

... extensible exceptions or Either type?

Effective organization

moanad kitti orders and organizes teh sideefects

Multiple cores for multiple cheeks

use +RTS -N opshun fur bes endjoyment of mutlicoar buttwarmr

Glasgow Haskell Cat

ghc kitteh refooses 2 compyle ur code, refussees to even look at it

Loopycat

tailer cursion halps make looops

Maru can haz boxed recursion

cats = cat : cats

You can't escape the burrito

trapd in Monad tutorl. plz help

Philip Wadler on pet duality

phillip cat sez: kitteh iz dual of doggeh

Categories in theory

eugenio moggie sez: 2-catergoryz iz better than 1

Fibonacci numbers in sequence

o hai. i made u some fibonashee numbrs

To be continued...

O NOES. DILIMITD KONTINUASHUN

Four foot indentation

offseid rool

Call me

has Callcc?

When guinea pigs test

O HAI! I MADED U A TEST CASE, but I eated it.

Undecidable type systems

MUMMY!! IZ THERE REALLY UNDECIDABLE TYPE SYSTEM UNDER MY BED?!

Expected type

EXPECTID TYPE: CAT -> TAIL, INFURD TYPE: (CAT,TAIL)

unsafePerformIO

ceiling cat is watching you unsafePerformIO

foldl

foldl sleep $ replicate 4 lolkitteh

Static

STATIC CAT is checked at compile time

Class

polymorphic cat haz class

Eager vs. lazy

Eager cat is eager, Lazy cat is lazy

Can't Haskell

i kant haskell today i has the dumb

More curry

needz more curry plz

Type error 2

OH HAI. I fixed ur type error, but it says something about the monomorphism restriction

IO monad

trapd in IO monad plz help

Unsafe

unsafeDoggeh#

The impossible

o noes teh imposibel jus hapnd!

Boxed

BOXED CAT has a uniform representation

Tagged

TAGGED CAT jumps more predictably

Haddock

i can has haddock?

Type woes

oleg cat sez: see? ur type problim wuz not so hard

Lazy ByteString

LAZY BITESTRING

Pretty-printing combinator

\cat -> vcat (take 4 $ cycle [cat])

Haskell will blow your mind

mah brain jus explodid

Uh, how about a release?

simon cat sez: is fixed in teh HEAD kthxbai

Transformer

KittehT

Stream processing

streem prosesing

Formal

λcats → map lol cats

Single assignment

promiscuous cat says: wat u meen “singl assinemnt”?!

lift concat

lift concat

concatMap

flip concatMap

Catamorphism

I can has catamorfizm?

xmonad

in ur monitr workin ur xmonad

Tail recursion

TAIL RECURSION

Type error

Couldn't match expected type `Munkie' against inferred type `Kitteh'

Imperative

imperative cat is not amused

foldr

fillBelly = foldr (++) [] fridgeContents

Curry

mmm... u haz curry

No curry?

why u not curry that funkshun?